Blog 1: First contact.

Blog 2: The psychoses

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Blog 1.

It's been over 4 years now since I saw them. At first I thought I became some sort of 'Bourne Identity' accidentilly trained spyspotter thanks to that stupid Watchdogs game I used to play (1, not 2). Those hackers annoyed me so much that I eventually learned how to see the difference between bots and players so I could take them out before they started hacking. 

But no, apparently the Dutch authorities misinterpeted my 'prepper' hobby with terrorist plans or whatever and tried to run me up a tree with a bunch of buff agents that were sticking out like sore thumbs. I guess they wanted to see if I would contact a terrorist cell about this unfortunate development but instead I decided to bully them back becouse I felt insulted. I actually applied for a job once at the counter terrorism unit of the dutch army and I thought it was rediculous that these people thought I would ever lower myself to the level of becoming a terrorist myself. And so I gave the wet socks by taking walks in the pooring rain.

Blog 2: The psychoses.

Not long after they made the horrible mistake of confiscating my prepper materials during a search I experienced some sort of phase in which I thought I could communicate with the universe itself. I'm not sure how they did it but it probably had something to do with a combination of adding stuff to my tapwater and some sort of hypnotic program they exposed me to through Youtube becouse that's where it started. I did all kinds of weird stuff while their hidden camera's were observing everything. At some point I had a very strange experience. I was just standing in my livingroom watching something on Youtube with my clothes on and suddenly I felt like I was having sex. It actually felt like someone was giving me a blowjob or something. So I decided to sit down and enjoy this freebee but than it stopped and never came back again. Till this day I still don't know what it was but it sure made me even more crazier than I already was. I thought this whole mysterious thing was sex related so they must've collected a lot of footage that's involving masturbation and other embarrasing stuff. Most of it I don't even remember. Now that I'm out of that phase I understand why they induced that psychoses: They wanted to be able to control me through blackmail or destroy my reputation in case I would ever decide to make them pay for the mistake they made.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tags: Harre de Ruyter, AIVD, secret service, Watchdogs